“Let there be no guilt - let there be no vacillation.” – A review of Dark Souls. As a general rule, I absolutely adore fantasy, and any game that’s going to transport me to another world. Give...

“We're on an express elevator to hell, goin' down!” – A review of Aliens. I adored Alien. Scary, tense and intelligent, it was an absolute masterpiece of a sci fi horror. With James Cameron...

“Burn it!” A review of The Thing (2011). I absolutely adored the 1982 classic The Thing, so when a remake was released in 2011, I was both excited and nervous. Could it possibly capture the...

“There is still cellular activity in these burned remains. They’re not dead yet!” – A review of The Thing (1982). Released in 1982 and directed by John Carpenter, The Thing appeared on screens...

“Still, at least we got the duck” – A review of Bottom. Some comedies are subtle, with jokes that can fly over your head if you’re not paying attention. Others, like Bottom, are just chaos on a...

“Lovely jubbly” – A review of Only Fools and Horses. Growing up in the 90s and early 2000s, my family and I could often be found enjoying a sitcom together in the living room of an evening, and...

“Are you not entertained?” – A review of Gladiator. Directed by Ridley Scott and released in the year 2000, Gladiator is a historic epic which has truly left its mark on modern cinema. With an...

“Go forth, my child, and be as a beacon of hope for Eorzea and the lands beyond” – A review of Final Fantasy XIV. During the fever dream, which was Covid lockdown, I found myself with a problem....