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Resident Evil - Review
"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!" – A review of Resident Evil. I love a good horror. I love cheesy dialogue. I love a jump scare. Enter Resident Evil. First released in...
Resident Evil 6 - Review
"We're beyond sympathy at this point. We're beyond humanity." – A review of Resident Evil 6. I didn't love Resident Evil 5. It wasn't a terrible game – it was just, in my opinion – a bad...
Resident Evil 3 - Review
"It was Raccoon City's last chance. My last chance. My last escape." – A review of Resident Evil 3. How do you improve on two brilliant games? Resident Evil one and two were iconic, and the fear...
Resident Evil 4 - Review
"Where's everyone going? Bingo?" – A review of Resident Evil 4. Resident Evil 4 was released on 11 January 2005, developed and published by Capcom. Directed by Shinji Mikami, Resident Evil 4 was...
Aliens - Review
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“We're on an express elevator to hell, goin' down!” – A review of Aliens. I adored Alien. Scary, tense and intelligent, it was an absolute masterpiece of a sci fi horror. With James Cameron...
The Thing (2011) - Review
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“Burn it!” A review of The Thing (2011). I absolutely adored the 1982 classic The Thing, so when a remake was released in 2011, I was both excited and nervous. Could it possibly capture the...
The Thing (1982) - Review
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“There is still cellular activity in these burned remains. They’re not dead yet!” – A review of The Thing (1982). Released in 1982 and directed by John Carpenter, The Thing appeared on screens...
Bottom - Review
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“Still, at least we got the duck” – A review of Bottom. Some comedies are subtle, with jokes that can fly over your head if you’re not paying attention. Others, like Bottom, are just chaos on a...
Only Fools and Horses - Review
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“Lovely jubbly” – A review of Only Fools and Horses. Growing up in the 90s and early 2000s, my family and I could often be found enjoying a sitcom together in the living room of an evening, and...
Gladiator - Review
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“Are you not entertained?” – A review of Gladiator. Directed by Ridley Scott and released in the year 2000, Gladiator is a historic epic which has truly left its mark on modern cinema. With an...
Final Fantasy XIV - Review
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“Go forth, my child, and be as a beacon of hope for Eorzea and the lands beyond” – A review of Final Fantasy XIV. During the fever dream, which was Covid lockdown, I found myself with a problem....
Seven - Review
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“The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for” – A review of Seven. Released in 1995, Seven (or Se7en as it was stylised) stands as one of the most chilling thrillers in cinematic history....
American Beauty - Review
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“Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the world – I feel like I can't take it, like my heart is just going to cave in.” – A review of American Beauty. Written by Alan Ball and directed by Sam...
Apocalypse Now - Review
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“I love the smell of napalm in the morning” – A review of Apocalypse Now. Apocalypse Now is one of the most ambitious and haunting war films ever made. Francis Ford Coppola’s 1979 masterpiece of...