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Resident Evil 6 - Review
"We're beyond sympathy at this point. We're beyond humanity." – A review of Resident Evil 6. I didn't love Resident Evil 5. It wasn't a terrible game – it was just, in my opinion – a bad...
Resident Evil 3 - Review
"It was Raccoon City's last chance. My last chance. My last escape." – A review of Resident Evil 3. How do you improve on two brilliant games? Resident Evil one and two were iconic, and the fear...
Resident Evil - Review
"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!" – A review of Resident Evil. I love a good horror. I love cheesy dialogue. I love a jump scare. Enter Resident Evil. First released in...
The Twilight Zone - Review
"There is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on." – A review of The Twilight Zone."Sorry, am I in the twilight zone" is one of my favourite things to say when one of my friends...
Black Eyed Peas - Review
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"Where is the love?" A review of The Black Eyed Peas. I dare you to find someone born in the 90s that doesn't have at least a little nostalgic adoration for The Black Eyed Peas, who have been a...
The Beatles - Review
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"Hey Jude" – A review of The Beatles. Has any band had as much of an impact as The Beatles had on the music industry? Whether you're a fan or not, you cannot deny the cultural impact and...
Lady Gaga - Review
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"Don't be a drag, just be a queen" – A review of Lady Gaga. Some performers are simply just iconic and Lady Gaga falls into that category for me. Born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, Gaga is...
Eminem - Review
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"Won't the real Slim Shady please stand up" – A review of Eminem. Appearing on the music scene in the late 90s, Eminem, born Marshall Mathers, is one of the most influential and controversial...
Linkin Park - Review
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"Bring me home in a blinding dream" – A review of Linkin Park. I will never forget sitting in our Sixth Form common room at lunch time with one of my best friends, listening to the same Linkin...
Dark Souls III - Review
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"Let the sunshine upon this Lord of Cinder" – A review of Dark Souls III. After the stress of the first two Dark Souls games, I have come to accept that I am simply not good enough to truly...
Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin - Review
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"A murky, forgotten land. A place where souls may mend your ailing mind." – A review of Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin. If you've read my review of Dark Souls, you'll know already that...
Dark Souls - Review
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"Let there be no guilt - let there be no vacillation". – A review of Dark Souls. As a general rule, I absolutely adore fantasy, and any game that's going to transport me to another world. Give...
Aliens - Review
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"We're on an express elevator to hell, goin' down!" – A review of Aliens. I adored Alien. Scary, tense and intelligent, it was an absolute masterpiece of a sci fi horror. With James Cameron...
The Thing (2011) - Review
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"Burn it!" A review of The Thing (2011). I absolutely adored the 1982 classic The Thing, so when a remake was released in 2011, I was both excited and nervous. Could it possibly capture the...
The Thing (1982) - Review
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"There is still cellular activity in these burned remains. They're not dead yet!" – A review of The Thing (1982). Released in 1982 and directed by John Carpenter, The Thing appeared on screens...
Bottom - Review
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"Still, at least we got the duck" – A review of Bottom. Some comedies are subtle, with jokes that can fly over your head if you're not paying attention. Others, like Bottom, are just chaos on a...