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'Allo 'Allo! - Review
"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once" – A review of 'Allo 'Allo!. There is a certain genre of British TV that always makes me think of my dad. I can remember sitting in my PJ's in...
The Twilight Zone - Review
"There is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on." – A review of The Twilight Zone."Sorry, am I in the twilight zone" is one of my favourite things to say when one of my friends...
Resident Evil 6 - Review
"We're beyond sympathy at this point. We're beyond humanity." – A review of Resident Evil 6. I didn't love Resident Evil 5. It wasn't a terrible game – it was just, in my opinion – a bad...
Resident Evil 3 - Review
"It was Raccoon City's last chance. My last chance. My last escape." – A review of Resident Evil 3. How do you improve on two brilliant games? Resident Evil one and two were iconic, and the fear...
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker - Review
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"Taking one last look, sir. At my friends" – A review of Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker. I don't know if I've ever been more relieved to see a trilogy come to an end. Whilst I...
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi - Review
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"Luke, we are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters" – A review of Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi. Oh, Star Wars, my beloved, what have they done to you? I had...
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens - Review
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"Chewie, we're home" – A review of Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens. I vividly remember the moment I found out that Star Wars was coming back. It was a mix of excitement and...
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi - Review
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"It's a trap!" – A review of Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi. I grew up obsessed with my gaming console, one which I still love and would own again in a heartbeat – the Super...
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back - Review
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"Do… or do not. There is no try" – A review of Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back. "The sad thing is I had Star Wars Lego as a kid, and I didn't know who was who" is a...
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope - Review
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"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope" – A review of Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope. I was recently horrified to learn that a work colleague of mine had never seen a Star Wars film....
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith - Review
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"It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground" – a review of Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith. The Star Wars prequel trilogy is far from perfect, but I really don't think these films...
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones - Review
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"Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?" – A review of Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones. There's a photograph of me somewhere, probably in my parent's...
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace - Review
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"Fear is the path to the dark side" – A review of Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace.The original Star Wars films are some of my favourite films of all time. Great characters, fun plots,...
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street - Review
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"But there's no place like London…" – A review of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. I have always loved a Tim Burton film. As a former emo kid, I grew up obsessed with The...
The Godfather: Part III - Review
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"Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger" – A review of The Godfather: Part III.The Godfather: Part I and II were absolutely phenomenal films, with the second being arguably...
The Godfather: Part II - Review
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"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" – A review of The Godfather: Part II. It's a rare thing when a sequel outdoes an original film, but every now and then, something magic happens...