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Resident Evil 6 - Review
"We're beyond sympathy at this point. We're beyond humanity." – A review of Resident Evil 6. I didn't love Resident Evil 5. It wasn't a terrible game – it was just, in my opinion – a bad...
Resident Evil 3 - Review
"It was Raccoon City's last chance. My last chance. My last escape." – A review of Resident Evil 3. How do you improve on two brilliant games? Resident Evil one and two were iconic, and the fear...
Resident Evil - Review
"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!" – A review of Resident Evil. I love a good horror. I love cheesy dialogue. I love a jump scare. Enter Resident Evil. First released in...
The Twilight Zone - Review
"There is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on." – A review of The Twilight Zone."Sorry, am I in the twilight zone" is one of my favourite things to say when one of my friends...
Only Fools and Horses - Review
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"Lovely jubbly" – A review of Only Fools and Horses. Growing up in the 90s and early 2000s, my family and I could often be found enjoying a sitcom together in the living room of an evening, and...
Gladiator - Review
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"Are you not entertained?" – A review of Gladiator. Directed by Ridley Scott and released in the year 2000, Gladiator is a historic epic which has truly left its mark on modern cinema. With an...
Final Fantasy XIV - Review
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"Go forth, my child, and be as a beacon of hope for Eorzea and the lands beyond" – A review of Final Fantasy XIV. During the fever dream, which was Covid lockdown, I found myself with a problem....
Seven - Review
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"The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for" – A review of Seven. Released in 1995, Seven (or Se7en as it was stylised) stands as one of the most chilling thrillers in cinematic history....
American Beauty - Review
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"Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the world – I feel like I can't take it, like my heart is just going to cave in." – A review of American Beauty. Written by Alan Ball and directed by Sam...
Apocalypse Now - Review
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" – A review of Apocalypse Now. Apocalypse Now is one of the most ambitious and haunting war films ever made. Francis Ford Coppola's 1979 masterpiece of...
Pulp Fiction - Review
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"If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions" – A review of Pulp Fiction. As far as cult classic films go, you'd find I difficult to find one more iconic than Pulp...
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Review
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"You also thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday" – A review of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. There are some theme tunes that stay with you no matter how long it's been since you last heard...
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Review
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"If the apocalypse comes, beep me" – A review of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Created by Joss Whedon and airing between 1997 and 2003, Buffy the Vampire Slayer was a seminal TV show which blended...
Dune: Part One - Review
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"Fear is the mind-killer" – A review of Dune: Part One. I adore science fiction, and it's difficult for anything out there to come close to Frank Herbert's 1965 novel Dune. When Dune: Part One...
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard - Review
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"This house has seen more than you can imagine, and it knows" – A review of Resident Evil 7: Biohazard. Oh, how I love to be scared. Media should make you feel something, if it's done its job...
Friends - Review
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"I'll be there for you" – A review of Friends. I miss sitting down to watch a good sitcom. Watching something light and funny, with relatable characters in ridiculous situations, is a lovely way...