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"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once" – A review of 'Allo 'Allo!. There is a certain genre of British TV that always makes me think of my dad. I can remember sitting in my PJ's in...
"There is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on." – A review of The Twilight Zone."Sorry, am I in the twilight zone" is one of my favourite things to say when one of my friends...
"We're beyond sympathy at this point. We're beyond humanity." – A review of Resident Evil 6. I didn't love Resident Evil 5. It wasn't a terrible game – it was just, in my opinion – a bad...
"I'd like to have an argument please" – A review of Monty Python's Flying Circus. Oh, how I adore Monty Python's Flying Circus. I didn't discover the show until I was well into my twenties, and...
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"Hey Jude" – A review of The Beatles. Has any band had as much of an impact as The Beatles had on the music industry? Whether you're a fan or not, you cannot deny the cultural impact and...
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"Don't be a drag, just be a queen" – A review of Lady Gaga. Some performers are simply just iconic and Lady Gaga falls into that category for me. Born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, Gaga is...
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"Won't the real Slim Shady please stand up" – A review of Eminem. Appearing on the music scene in the late 90s, Eminem, born Marshall Mathers, is one of the most influential and controversial...
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"Bring me home in a blinding dream" – A review of Linkin Park. I will never forget sitting in our Sixth Form common room at lunch time with one of my best friends, listening to the same Linkin...
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"Let the sunshine upon this Lord of Cinder" – A review of Dark Souls III. After the stress of the first two Dark Souls games, I have come to accept that I am simply not good enough to truly...
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"A murky, forgotten land. A place where souls may mend your ailing mind." – A review of Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin. If you've read my review of Dark Souls, you'll know already that...
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"Let there be no guilt - let there be no vacillation". – A review of Dark Souls. As a general rule, I absolutely adore fantasy, and any game that's going to transport me to another world. Give...
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"We're on an express elevator to hell, goin' down!" – A review of Aliens. I adored Alien. Scary, tense and intelligent, it was an absolute masterpiece of a sci fi horror. With James Cameron...
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"Burn it!" A review of The Thing (2011). I absolutely adored the 1982 classic The Thing, so when a remake was released in 2011, I was both excited and nervous. Could it possibly capture the...
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"There is still cellular activity in these burned remains. They're not dead yet!" – A review of The Thing (1982). Released in 1982 and directed by John Carpenter, The Thing appeared on screens...
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"Still, at least we got the duck" – A review of Bottom. Some comedies are subtle, with jokes that can fly over your head if you're not paying attention. Others, like Bottom, are just chaos on a...
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"Lovely jubbly" – A review of Only Fools and Horses. Growing up in the 90s and early 2000s, my family and I could often be found enjoying a sitcom together in the living room of an evening, and...