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Resident Evil 6 - Review
"We're beyond sympathy at this point. We're beyond humanity." – A review of Resident Evil 6. I didn't love Resident Evil 5. It wasn't a terrible game – it was just, in my opinion – a bad...
Resident Evil 3 - Review
"It was Raccoon City's last chance. My last chance. My last escape." – A review of Resident Evil 3. How do you improve on two brilliant games? Resident Evil one and two were iconic, and the fear...
Resident Evil - Review
"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!" – A review of Resident Evil. I love a good horror. I love cheesy dialogue. I love a jump scare. Enter Resident Evil. First released in...
The Twilight Zone - Review
"There is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on." – A review of The Twilight Zone."Sorry, am I in the twilight zone" is one of my favourite things to say when one of my friends...
Death Stranding - Review
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"When you look death in the eye, will you blink?" – A review of Death Stranding. Hideo Kojima is a legend in the gaming industry. Best known for Metal Gear Solid, Kojima is able to blend...
American Horror Story - Review
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"The darkness. It has me" – A review of American Horror Story. Anyone who knows me will tell you I love anything vaguely related to Halloween. I grew up on a diet of emo music, Tim Burton movies...
The Walking Dead - Review
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"You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that." – A review of The Walking Dead. I've never been a huge fan of zombie media. I often find it cheap, easy...
The Shawshank Redemption - Review
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"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies" – a review of The Shawshank Redemption. It's always tricky to know which way a Stephen King story will adapt to...
The X Files - Review
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"The truth is out there" – A review of The X Files. I was always one of those kids who looked at the stars and wondered. I know it's cliché, but it's true. When I was really young, my...
Portal - Review
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"The cake is a lie" – A review of Portal. In 2007, a new, modestly sized puzzle game was released, earning critical acclaim and a dedicated fanbase. Portal, released by a small dev team, is...
The Simpsons - Review
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"Doh!" – A review of The Simpsons. It's the mid nineties and I'm sat on my living room floor in my pyjamas. It's 5.45pm, I'm eating chip shop chips, and I'm waiting for one thing and one thing...
Horizon Zero Dawn - Review
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"Change will not come in a single sunrise" – A review of Horizon Zero Dawn. Released in 2017 by Guerilla Games, Horizon: Zero Dawn is an open world adventure set on a post-apocalyptic Earth....
Toy Story 4 - Review
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"I was made to help a child. I don't remember it being this hard" – a review of Toy Story 4. The fourth instalment of the Toy Story franchise released in 2019 and had the big challenge of living...
Toy Story 3 - Review
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"So long, partner" – A review of Toy Story 3. I love animated films, and Pixar are masters at what they do. If you've read my reviews of the first two films, you'll know I love Toy Story, and...
Toy Story 2 - Review
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"Ride like the wind, Bullseye!" – A review of Toy Story 2. I always get nervous when great films have sequels. Too often, sequels lose the original heart and soul of what has come before and end...
Toy Story - Review
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"You got a friend in me" – A review of Toy Story. I was an imaginative child, and I loved my toys. I had action figures, dolls, little green soldiers and countless random plastic figures I'd...