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Resident Evil 6 - Review
"We're beyond sympathy at this point. We're beyond humanity." – A review of Resident Evil 6. I didn't love Resident Evil 5. It wasn't a terrible game – it was just, in my opinion – a bad...
Resident Evil 3 - Review
"It was Raccoon City's last chance. My last chance. My last escape." – A review of Resident Evil 3. How do you improve on two brilliant games? Resident Evil one and two were iconic, and the fear...
Resident Evil - Review
"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!" – A review of Resident Evil. I love a good horror. I love cheesy dialogue. I love a jump scare. Enter Resident Evil. First released in...
The Twilight Zone - Review
"There is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on." – A review of The Twilight Zone."Sorry, am I in the twilight zone" is one of my favourite things to say when one of my friends...
IT: Chapter Two - Review
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"We all float down here" – A review of IT: Chapter Two. It's 2019 and it's incredibly late. I'm standing in the foyer of a cinema, popcorn in hand, as I wait in fear and anticipation for an...
IT: Chapter One - Review
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"Hiya, Georgie" – A review of IT: Chapter One. There are two things you should know about me. One, I love horror. Whether it's a film, a book, a TV series or a game, horror is one of my...
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Review
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"Good thing we're not grave robbers" – a review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. If you've read my previous reviews, you'll know I absolutely adore the Indiana Jones...
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - Review
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"The search for the Grail is not archaeology. It's a race against evil!" – A review of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. After the tonal change of Temple of Doom, it was difficult to know what...
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - Review
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"Prepare to meet Kali… IN HELL!" – A review of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Having loved the first film as a child, I was so excited when my parents loaded in Temple of Doom into...
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark - Review
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"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" a review of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. When I was a child, I went through several phases when it came to what I wanted to be when I grew...
Trainspotting 2 - Review
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"Choose watching history repeat itself" – A review of Trainspotting 2. After two decades since the original film, I was nervous when, in 2017, a sequel to Trainspotting was released. The...
Trainspotting - Review
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"Choose Life" – A review of Trainspotting. Released in 1996 and based on Irvine Welsh's novel, Trainspotting is a relentless and sometimes disturbing exploration of isolation, violence,...
The Wolf Among Us - Review
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"Are you afraid of the big, bad wolf?" - A review of The Wolf Among Us. If you hear about Telltale, the chances are your first thought might be of they're The Walking Dead games, and for good...
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Review
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"A laugh can be a very powerful thing" – a review of Who Framed Roger Rabbit. The year is 1947 in Hollywood. Toons and humans live side by side. Detective Eddie Valiant is down on his luck and...
The Wicker Man - Review
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"They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins" – a review of The Wicker Man. It has been over 50 years since The Wicker Man first appeared on the big screen, and it still holds up...
Life is Strange: Before the Storm - Review
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"If your life sucks that means you're still alive" – A review of Life is Strange: Before the Storm. One of the things that made the original Life is Strange such an interesting game was playing...