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"We're beyond sympathy at this point. We're beyond humanity." – A review of Resident Evil 6. I didn't love Resident Evil 5. It wasn't a terrible game – it was just, in my opinion – a bad...
"It was Raccoon City's last chance. My last chance. My last escape." – A review of Resident Evil 3. How do you improve on two brilliant games? Resident Evil one and two were iconic, and the fear...
"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!" – A review of Resident Evil. I love a good horror. I love cheesy dialogue. I love a jump scare. Enter Resident Evil. First released in...
"There is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on." – A review of The Twilight Zone."Sorry, am I in the twilight zone" is one of my favourite things to say when one of my friends...
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"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it." – A review of The Dark Knight Rises. After the success of the first two films of the Dark Knight trilogy, The Dark Knight Rises was...
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"Why so serious?" – A review of The Dark Knight. The Dark Knight trilogy is probably my favourite set of superhero movies ever made, and the second instalment, The Dark Knight, is easily my...
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do, that defines me." – A review of Batman Begins. Nowadays, if a new superhero film is announced, the excitement and trepidation is palpable. They're...
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"Folks don't expect Witcher's to save them from themselves." – A review of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. If you were to ask your average gamer which open world RPG is the best, I would put money on...
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"Friends don't lie" – A review of Stranger Things. If you've read any of my previous reviews, the chances are you've gathered that I'm a bit of a nerd. I love sci fi, fantasy and horror. I love...
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"A nice murder. That'll cheer you up" – A review of Sherlock. A good detective story is hard to beat, and Sherlock Holmes is legendary for good reason. Created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,...
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"War brings out the worst in people. Never the good, always the bad, always the bad" – A review of Schindler's List. There are some films which are so devastatingly sad, so tragically powerful...
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"I have no right to ask this of any of you… but will you follow me… one last time?" – A review of The Hobbit – The Battle of the Five Armies. So here we are, at long last. The...
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"The King Under the Mountain is dead!" – A review of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. Having watched the first of the trilogy, my hopes weren't overly high for the second. In my review of An...
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"I'm going on an adventure!" – A review of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. If you've read my reviews of The Lord of the Rings, you'll know that I am a huge fan of Tolkien. Indeed, I even...
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"A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets" – A review of Titanic. James Cameron is responsible for some incredible cinema. The Terminator, Avatar, and Aliens all stand out – but he is, of...
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"This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine" – A review of Full Metal Jacket. You know you're about to experience something special when you sit down to watch a Stanley...