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"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!" – A review of Resident Evil. I love a good horror. I love cheesy dialogue. I love a jump scare. Enter Resident Evil. First released in...
"We're beyond sympathy at this point. We're beyond humanity." – A review of Resident Evil 6. I didn't love Resident Evil 5. It wasn't a terrible game – it was just, in my opinion – a bad...
"It was Raccoon City's last chance. My last chance. My last escape." – A review of Resident Evil 3. How do you improve on two brilliant games? Resident Evil one and two were iconic, and the fear...
"Where's everyone going? Bingo?" – A review of Resident Evil 4. Resident Evil 4 was released on 11 January 2005, developed and published by Capcom. Directed by Shinji Mikami, Resident Evil 4 was...
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“If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions” – A review of Pulp Fiction. As far as cult classic films go, you’d find I difficult to find one more iconic than Pulp...
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“You also thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday” – A review of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. There are some theme tunes that stay with you no matter how long it’s been since you last heard...
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“If the apocalypse comes, beep me” – A review of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Created by Joss Whedon and airing between 1997 and 2003, Buffy the Vampire Slayer was a seminal TV show which blended...
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“Fear is the mind-killer” – A review of Dune: Part One. I adore science fiction, and it’s difficult for anything out there to come close to Frank Herbert’s 1965 novel Dune. When Dune: Part One...
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“This house has seen more than you can imagine, and it knows” – A review of Resident Evil 7: Biohazard. Oh, how I love to be scared. Media should make you feel something, if it’s done its job...
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"I’ll be there for you” – A review of Friends. I miss sitting down to watch a good sitcom. Watching something light and funny, with relatable characters in ridiculous situations, is a lovely way...
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“Hell, Netley. We're in Hell.” – a review of From Hell. I always get a little nervous when a film attempts to bring a graphic novel to life. To me, it’s a bit like the fear I get when a beloved...
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“Daniel, you're not a little wolf anymore. Never forget who you are, never.” – A review of Life is Strange 2. I absolutely loved the first Life is Strange game. Chloe was my girl and Max...
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“Colonel Von Luger, it is the sworn duty of all officers to try to escape.” – A review of The Great Escape. The war film genre is one of the most devastating and thought provoking in history,...
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“In space, no one can hear you scream” – A review of Alien. Ridley Scott has directed some of the most influential and best cinema of all time. From Thelma and Louise to Blade Runner, you know...