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"Let the sunshine upon this Lord of Cinder" – A review of Dark Souls III. After the stress of the first two Dark Souls games, I have come to accept that I am simply not good enough to truly...
"A murky, forgotten land. A place where souls may mend your ailing mind." – A review of Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin. If you've read my review of Dark Souls, you'll know already that...
"Let there be no guilt - let there be no vacillation". – A review of Dark Souls. As a general rule, I absolutely adore fantasy, and any game that's going to transport me to another world. Give...
"We're on an express elevator to hell, goin' down!" – A review of Aliens. I adored Alien. Scary, tense and intelligent, it was an absolute masterpiece of a sci fi horror. With James Cameron...
"Burn it!" A review of The Thing (2011). I absolutely adored the 1982 classic The Thing, so when a remake was released in 2011, I was both excited and nervous. Could it possibly capture the...
"There is still cellular activity in these burned remains. They're not dead yet!" – A review of The Thing (1982). Released in 1982 and directed by John Carpenter, The Thing appeared on screens...
"Still, at least we got the duck" – A review of Bottom. Some comedies are subtle, with jokes that can fly over your head if you're not paying attention. Others, like Bottom, are just chaos on a...
"Lovely jubbly" – A review of Only Fools and Horses. Growing up in the 90s and early 2000s, my family and I could often be found enjoying a sitcom together in the living room of an evening, and...
"Are you not entertained?" – A review of Gladiator. Directed by Ridley Scott and released in the year 2000, Gladiator is a historic epic which has truly left its mark on modern cinema. With an...
"Go forth, my child, and be as a beacon of hope for Eorzea and the lands beyond" – A review of Final Fantasy XIV. During the fever dream, which was Covid lockdown, I found myself with a problem....
"The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for" – A review of Seven. Released in 1995, Seven (or Se7en as it was stylised) stands as one of the most chilling thrillers in cinematic history....
"Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the world – I feel like I can't take it, like my heart is just going to cave in." – A review of American Beauty. Written by Alan Ball and directed by Sam...