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"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!" – A review of Resident Evil. I love a good horror. I love cheesy dialogue. I love a jump scare. Enter Resident Evil. First released in...
"We're beyond sympathy at this point. We're beyond humanity." – A review of Resident Evil 6. I didn't love Resident Evil 5. It wasn't a terrible game – it was just, in my opinion – a bad...
"It was Raccoon City's last chance. My last chance. My last escape." – A review of Resident Evil 3. How do you improve on two brilliant games? Resident Evil one and two were iconic, and the fear...
"Where's everyone going? Bingo?" – A review of Resident Evil 4. Resident Evil 4 was released on 11 January 2005, developed and published by Capcom. Directed by Shinji Mikami, Resident Evil 4 was...
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"When you look death in the eye, will you blink?” – A review of Death Stranding. Hideo Kojima is a legend in the gaming industry. Best known for Metal Gear Solid, Kojima is able to blend...
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“The darkness. It has me” – A review of American Horror Story. Anyone who knows me will tell you I love anything vaguely related to Halloween. I grew up on a diet of emo music, Tim Burton movies...
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“You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that.” – A review of The Walking Dead. I’ve never been a huge fan of zombie media. I often find it cheap, easy...
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“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies” – a review of The Shawshank Redemption. It’s always tricky to know which way a Stephen King story will adapt to...
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“The truth is out there” – A review of The X Files. I was always one of those kids who looked at the stars and wondered. I know it’s cliché, but it’s true. When I was really young, my parents...
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“The cake is a lie” – A review of Portal. In 2007, a new, modestly sized puzzle game was released, earning critical acclaim and a dedicated fanbase. Portal, released by a small dev team, is...
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“Doh!” – A review of The Simpsons. It’s the mid nineties and I’m sat on my living room floor in my pyjamas. It’s 5.45pm, I’m eating chip shop chips, and I’m waiting for one thing and one thing...
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“Change will not come in a single sunrise” – A review of Horizon Zero Dawn. Released in 2017 by Guerilla Games, Horizon: Zero Dawn is an open world adventure set on a post-apocalyptic Earth....
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“I was made to help a child. I don’t remember it being this hard” – a review of Toy Story 4. The fourth instalment of the Toy Story franchise released in 2019 and had the big challenge of living...
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“So long, partner” – A review of Toy Story 3. I love animated films, and Pixar are masters at what they do. If you’ve read my reviews of the first two films, you’ll know I love Toy Story, and...